Once upon a time there was a queen who lived far-far away on a high floor of an apartment in the wilds of the Upper East Side of Manhattan. One morning, she looked into her gilded mirror as she got dressed. “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” Incredibly, the mirror spoke…Read more
Month: January 2020
Queen Nancy
Once upon a time there was a Queen named Nancy. She was the Speaker of the House of Representatives, therefore the most powerful and highest-ranking female politician in the land. After the 2018 elections when Democrats took over the House, she had the unenviable task of herding cats. There were many new representatives from all walks…Read more
Mad King Orange
Once upon a time there was a King. Many in the kingdom believed him to be illegitimate, usurping the throne from the woman who should have rightfully inherited it. The king had a thin, golden mop of hair. It was as if a small furry creature had died on top of his head. His skin…Read more