Once upon a time there was a queen who lived far-far away on a high floor of an apartment in the wilds of the Upper East Side of Manhattan. One morning, she looked into her gilded mirror as she got dressed.
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
Incredibly, the mirror spoke back, and an image appeared. It was a young woman with clear, wrinkle-free skin, tight ass, and perky boobs. She was the Queen’s worst nightmare.
The Queen replied. “Mirror, who is this girl you put before me?”
“This is what society expects you to look like for all eternity,” the Mirror responded.
The Queen grew more and more jealous, and angry.
“She must be eliminated. What can I do?”
“What if I told you there was something you can use to best her?”
“Tell me, Mirror.”
“There is a special elixir that you can take. It will erase every wrinkle and sign of age you have. It will make you extra special and worthy and forever young.”
“Give it to me!” She demanded.
“I must warn you. You must not use much of it for very long. If you do, your beauty will fade forever.”
But the Queen insisted.
“There’s a Wizard down the road who will make a special brew for you. “
“Yes!!! I will be invincible!!! I will never grow old!” she believed.
She took her special gold elevator downstairs and got in her black chariot. The driver whisked her quickly down Park Avenue. She arrived and stepped inside a small but bright white office. An assistant showed her inside.
“The Wizard is waiting for you.”
“I’m the Wizard,” the magician greeted her. “I can make you look forever young. But the Mirror did warn you what might happen, yes?”
“He did,” the Queen replied.
“Ok then. We will proceed. “He prepared a needle and injected her.
“My kingdom will worship me forever!” She thought.
Everywhere she went, her subjects marveled at her beautiful young wrinkle-free skin. Nobody could have imagined that she was pushing 50.
But her face was frozen in stone for all eternity. Motionless.
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